Welcome

I've always wanted to release a memoir/book of essays à la Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler, etc. However while these people have all worked long and hard to establish their careers and places in the public sphere, I spend my time re-watching the same four shows on Netflix and online window shopping (which is the laziest form of shopping because you get none of the minimal exercise of in person shopping and reap none of the benefits of online shopping.) So I have decided to dedicate this part of my website to my ramblings and act as my own personal editor, distributor, and ghost writer.

I call these ramblings because it feels incorrect to refer to this as a blog. The world "blog" feels reserved for conversations about things like mental well-being, physical health, and beauty which are three areas I have little to no experience with.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy what I have to say and if you don't please pretend to. I am as sensitive as I am hungry (which is to say very.)

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Patrick Howard