Things That Should Be Adapted Into Musicals

The past few years have seen material, writers, and composers on Broadway that I'm sure some people never expected. President Obama himself was skeptical over the idea of a musical based on Alexander Hamilton. You never know what the outcome of an out of the box idea is going to be. With that in mind, here are some out of the box ideas of my own.

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Patrick Howard
Plans For My Funeral

I think about death a lot. Not in a super morbid way, but in a way that's very normal and I think makes me seem like an adorable free-thinker. How will I go? What's after? Will my death be as beautifully tragic as it is awesome? Most importantly, will my funeral sick as hell?

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Patrick Howard
Things That Have Made Me Cry Inexplicably

I'm not someone who cries very easily. For a while I actually used to think I was a sociopath because I genuinely could not remember the last time I had cried. Then I realized that 1. Sociopaths probably don't sit around googling whether they're sociopaths or not and 2. I just think that the way I process my emotions doesn't often result in very visceral reactions (I'm not sure...

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Patrick Howard
My Top Female Moments In Comedy (AKA Men Are Not Funny)

Men are not funny. This is obviously a blanket statement. Steve Carrell and Rainn Wilson's performances on The Office are incredibly well crafted and either Colin Jost or Michael Che could Update my Weak-End anytime they wanted. But still, men as an overall group just don't do it for me (in terms of comedy, see Weak-End bit for more information on what men can do for me). This is...

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Welcome

I've always wanted to release a memoir/book of essays à la Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler, etc. However while these people have all worked long and hard to establish their careers and places in the public sphere, I spend my time re-watching shows on Netflix and online window shopping (which is...

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Patrick Howard